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The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't always cook. But when you do, it is a three hour risotto on a Tuesday, every pan in the flat is involved, and the smoke alarm gets a speaking part. Takeaway resumes on Wednesday.

Philosoraptor

You are in the shower at 7 in the morning when it hits you: if a towel dries you, what dries the towel? You stand there until the hot water runs out. You are late for work, but you are wiser.

Success Kid

You reach the bus stop just as the bus pulls in. You didn't run. You didn't even walk fast. You step on like a person whose life is in order, which, for the next nine minutes, it is.

Skeptical 3rd World Kid

80 for a bottle of water, then £35 a month for a gym where you sweat the water back out. So you're telling me that's the plan. It is, somehow, the plan. The fridge is full.

First World Problems

The heated car seat has two settings: too warm and off. You spend the whole drive switching between them, quietly suffering, like a pioneer. The large pizza doesn't fit in the fridge.

Grumpy Cat

It's Friday and someone at work has organised "fun drinks". There is a quiz. There are teams. There is a man with a whistle. You had fun once. It was awful.

Socially Awkward Penguin

The waiter says "enjoy your meal". You say "you too". He will not be enjoying a meal. You think about it for the rest of yours, and again in 2034. Someone across the street waves.

Y U No

It's 8:58, the meeting is at 9, and the office printer says "PC LOAD LETTER", which is not a language. You had one job, printer. Y U NO print. Three minutes in the microwave. The edges are lava.

Forever Alone

The doorbell goes on Valentine's Day. Your heart lifts. It's a parcel for next door. You sign for it with real tenderness. On your birthday you get one message before noon.

Futurama Fry

She said "we should do this again sometime". Not sure if that's a second date, or just the thing people say while putting their coat on. You will spend four days finding out.

One Does Not Simply

One does not simply eat one crisp. You open the bag "just to have a few". You look down. The bag is empty and you're licking salt off a finger like a hunted animal.

Scumbag Steve

He borrows your car for "one quick errand". It comes back three days later with the fuel light on, the seat moved, and a parking ticket in the glovebox, folded neatly, like a gift.

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