High Expectations Asian Father Meme Generator
You bring home 96 percent. Your dad reads it, puts it down, and asks about the other four. Not angrily. Just curious. Which is worse.
You ring home to say you've been promoted to manager. A pause. "Manager of what?" You tell him. Another pause. "And who manages you?"
You cook for the family for the first time. Everyone eats. Dad finishes, considers the plate, and says "next time, less salt". You'll take it. It's practically a medal.
You finish your first marathon in four hours. He asks how long the winner took. You tell him just over two. He nods slowly, as if this settles something between you.
Why it caught on: a photo of a grey haired man in glasses, quietly unimpressed on a green colour wheel, started as a Tumblr blog by two friends in 2010 and reached the top of Meme Generator that July. Almost everyone had a parent who answered good news with "and?", and he put a face to it.
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Best High Expectations Asian Father posts
- you 12????? / when i was your age i was 13
- You forget to study? / i forget to feed you.
- Son Builds Time Machine / Good! Now Go Back and Built it Faster!
- You get molested by assistant coach / why not head coach
- Need a Doctor? / become one.
- occupy wall street? / why you no occupy library?
- a jedi master? / why no jedi doctor?
- you want laptop? / You build
- you got a b-grade and got wounded in a school shooting? / why not an a?
- you play mario? / why not Dr. mario?
- You gET C-SECTION? / WHY NOT A-BORTION?
- asian without a's / sin
- you get 74 on exam? / 26 more reasons to be disappointed
- you need my signature? / cant you do anything yourself??
- Most kills on your team? / Why not all kills on your team?
- Success is not good enough / Others must fail
- Vitamin A / Best vitamin.
- IQ ONLY 190? / WHY NOT OVER 9000
- negative test for h.i.v?! / go back and get positive.
- I'm successful because when I was your age / I was hit by a-bomb