Oh? You're Approaching Me? Meme Generator
Two trolleys, one aisle, a supermarket on Saturday. Neither of you reverses. You both pretend to read the label on a tin of chickpeas until one of you breaks.
Your manager walks towards your desk holding a single printed sheet. Nobody prints anything any more. You watch every step of the eleven metres between you and whatever is on it.
The pavement is wide enough for one person. A stranger is coming the other way. You both step left, then right, then left again, and now you're basically slow dancing outside a Greggs.
The cat looks at you. It looks at the full glass at the edge of the table. You stand up. It does not run. It moves its paw a single centimetre closer.
Why it caught on: the walk comes from the final arc of Stardust Crusaders, where DIO and Jotaro close the distance between them one dramatic step at a time. When the anime reached it in 2015, every stand-off in real life got its script.
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