Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme Generator
You skip one lesson on the language app. By teatime it has sent four reminders, two sad faces and a message saying "These reminders don't seem to be working". It knows where you live. It knows when you eat.
Your mum likes every photo you've posted since 2013, in a single evening. Then she rings to ask who the girl in the 2016 holiday picture is, whether she's still around, and whether she's eating properly.
Third date. He's made you a playlist. It has 112 songs. Track one is called "the day we met", which was eleven days ago, and track 112 is a song he's written about your future children's names.
You bought a toaster online once. The shop now emails every morning. "We miss you." "Still thinking about toasters?" "Is everything OK at home?" You've unsubscribed three times. It isn't taking no for an answer.
Why it caught on: Laina Morris posted a YouTube parody of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" in 2012, playing a character whose wide, unblinking stare is affection that has already checked your location, and she turned the attention into a YouTube career of her own.
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Best Overly Attached Girlfriend posts
- You were in the bathroom for 5 minutes / who is she?
- I had a dream we broke up and i killed you and your family / lol
- I have tampons with your name on it / So you are always inside me!
- DATES TED MOSBY / SAYS I LOVE YOU FIRST
- Wow you're breathing? / It's like We totally share the same interests!
- Favorite MW3 Perk: / Stalker
- you like candy? / i changed my name to candy
- penis captivus? / Now we can be together forever
- i tried to call you but a woman answered and said "your call cannot be completed as dialed." / who is she?
- remember that used condom that you tied up and threw in the garbage? / well, i'm pregnant!
- why dont you mention me / in your job application?
- You're playing skyrim again? / so who's lydia?!?
- You said you want to have a threesome / so i made a clone of myself
- i killed your mom / so now you can only love me
- I've been practicing my signature / with your last name for when we get married
- I gave you herpes / Now we can only sleep with eachother
- I STOPPED BLINKING / SO I WOULD ALWAYS SEE YOU
- WHEN WE HAVE SEX I HOPE PENIS CAPTIVUS OCCURS / SO YOU CAN'T EVER LEAVE
- I remember when i first met you. / it was two years before you met me
- IF YOU READ THIS TEXT / WE'RE IN RELATIONSHIP NOW