Professor Oak Meme Generator
Gary has sat next to you for six years. At the Christmas party he points at you and asks, "Sorry, are you sales or marketing?" You're his manager.
First day in the new job. Your boss says it's a tough market out there, hands you a laptop with no password and a list of 150 clients to "go and meet", and waves you off from the window.
Your dad has lived on the same street for thirty years and still calls you by the dog's name, then your brother's, then just "you". You've lived with him for most of those thirty years.
The road to your mum's is closed by one traffic cone. No roadworks. No hole. A cone. You drive 14 miles round it, because nobody, in the history of the county, has ever moved the cone.
Why it caught on: Professor Oak hands you your first Pokémon in Pokémon Red and Green (1996), then sends a ten-year-old into a world he calls dangerous, with one Pokémon and a blank Pokédex. Everyone who played noticed how odd it was, and everyone with a job has met him since.
Best Professor Oak posts
- I know you your entire life and I am your next door neighbor / are you a boy or a girl?
- You beat my grandson at the pokemon league. / He is dead to me. You're my new grandson.
- Researches pokemon his whole life / gives you a blank pokedex
- Beat them within an inch of their lives and imprison them / it's the only way to make friends
- A poochyena is attacking me / Quick grab my balls
- It's not the right time to use that item / don't ask how i can see you from my lab
- i know all 150 pokemon in the world / oh look, a new region
- cant go to next city / small bush in the way
- tells you its dangerous out there / gives you only one pokemon
- I've spent my entire life studying Pokemon, here, take my pokedex / It's empty
- can fly trought cities / can't jump a gap
- owns very rare and expensive pokemon equipment / gives to a random 10 year old
- pokemon has a tail with fire on it / must give other pokemon a disc to light up cave
- Beat rival to become champion / come back to champions room later he still champion
- stop! that pokemon fainted, you can't attack it / oh, it's asleep? go ahead and beat the crap out of it
- knows the name of all 251 pokemon / forgets his grandson's name
- YOU ENTER A HOUSE WITHOUT PERMISSION / they ask you to run errands for them
- Hospitals are free, use them anytime / lemonade is 300 bucks
- attack other people's pokemon with yours then take their money / its legal
- MET CELEBI AND SUICUNE AS A CHILD / STILL ONLY 151 POKéMON