SpongeBob Burning Paper Meme Generator
Your phone reports that your screen time is up 31% this week, averaging seven hours a day. You swipe it away and open another app to calm down.
The bathroom scales say a number. You step off, move them to a different tile, and step back on. Science is about repeating the experiment.
A letter from the council arrives in a brown envelope. You put it on the side, unopened, where it can't hurt anyone. It's been there since March.
The doctor says to cut back to fourteen units a week. You leave, and decide fourteen is a lot, really, when you think about it, which you won't.
Why it caught on: in "Party Pooper Pants" (season 3) SpongeBob reads a soggy invitation, mutters about the physical limitations of life underwater and throws it on the fire, looking happier than he has all episode. The internet now burns every inconvenient truth the same way.
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