Still In The Box Meme Generator
You bought the nice candle. It cost thirty pounds. It has never been lit, because lighting it would mean it's going, and you're saving it for a special occasion that hasn't been special enough yet.
The good towels are for guests. You have had guests twice since 2019. You dry yourself with a towel that's mostly holes.
Your partner suggests clearing the spare room. You explain that the boxes aren't clutter, they're an investment. Your partner asks what the return is. You say "long term".
You still have a gift card from 2016. You're keeping it for something good. The shop has since closed.
Why it caught on: collectors have long talked about "mint in sealed box" toys being worth more unopened, so a toy whose whole point is that it transforms often never does.
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