i lost my fake can i use yours? / arrest WARRANT
A Douchebag Roommate post.
"Want to split a pizza?" He orders a large, eats seven of the eight slices, and sends you a payment request for half. He borrows your car "just to the shops". It comes back at midnight with the seat pushed back, the radio on a station you didn't know existed and the fuel light on. His bathroom bulb blows, so he takes yours. His bathroom is now lovely. You brush your teeth by phone torch. The electricity bill arrives and he says he should pay less, as he's "barely ever home". He works from home. He has three monitors and a heated blanket. **Why it caught on:** a party photo of a man in glasses dancing with his arms thrown wide, from nobody knows where, looked exactly like someone who has never once bought toilet paper, and anyone who has shared a fridge has a story to put under him.