gain 5 lbs / blame on period
A Foul Bachelorette Frog post.
Friday night. Whether to go out comes down to one question: is it worth putting on a bra? It isn't. It never is. Your friends receive a message about "a bit of a headache". You work out when you last shaved your legs by counting back to the last wedding you went to. It was in June. The legs have entered their winter coat. Dinner is a block of cheddar eaten standing at the open fridge, at an angle that lets you shut the door with your hip. You call it a charcuterie board for one. The diet starts Monday, so on Sunday you finish the biscuits, the leftover cake and half a jar of peanut butter. It would be wasteful not to. You are, at heart, an environmentalist. **Why it caught on:** the female counterpart to Foul Bachelor Frog, traceable to a Facebook page from March 2010 and a Twitter account that September. It said what people do when nobody's watching, and most of the replies were "same".