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A Foul Bachelor Frog post.
No clean plates. No problem. You eat the pasta straight out of the pan, standing over the sink, which also saves on chairs. You call it a system. It is a system. Laundry day arrives. Instead, you turn the socks inside out. That buys you two more days and a fresh sense of achievement. The duvet cover is somewhere in a heap. For three weeks you've slept under just the duvet. It's basically a big sleeping bag now, you tell yourself, and sleeping bags are for adventurers. You go to the supermarket with no list and leave with crisps, a whole roast chicken and one lemon "for health". The chicken is dinner tonight, lunch tomorrow, and a decision for Thursday's you. **Why it caught on:** a frog standing upright on a teal colour wheel, the advice animal for lazy bachelor living. Living alone means nobody sees your shortcuts, and the frog says them out loud with pride, which is the only part most of us skip.