Hasn't hit puberty / "You guys sound like girls"
A Annoying Gamer Kid post.
You join an online match. Within eleven seconds a voice that hasn't broken yet has called you trash, said something about your mum and asked you to carry him. He's on your team. Your nephew invites you to play. He gives you the controller with the sticky button and the stick that drifts left. He wins nine nil. He tells everyone at dinner, twice, with the score. The new starter at work is twenty two and beat you in the office football game tournament. He has said "easy" every morning since March. It was penalties. A ten year old tells his class he could hack the school's computers. Asked how, he says "with the internet". Half the class is impressed. The other half is also ten. **Why it caught on:** a grinning boy gripping a controller, from a photo nobody has traced, became the face of the confident voice in every headset, and anyone who has played online has met him, usually at full volume.