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A Advice Yoda Gives post.
Three minutes after the date, the text you're drafting has four kisses on it. Send it, you must not. Until morning, wait you will. Desperate, otherwise, you look. Your finger hovers over "reply all". Reply all, do not. Only Sandra needed to know about the lasagne. Third time this hour you open the fridge. The same yoghurt looks back. Changed, nothing has. Close it, you will. In ten minutes, open it again, also you will. In the sale, a coat for £90, down from £200. Saved £110, you have not. Spent £90, you have. Hard, this lesson is. **Why it caught on:** Yoda, performed and voiced by Frank Oz, first appeared in The Empire Strikes Back (1980) speaking in backward order. Put any advice in that order and it sounds ancient and wise, including the advice everyone gives themselves and ignores.