my hair stylist? / aliens
A Ancient Aliens post.
Eleven socks went into the washing machine. Nine came out. The door was shut the whole time. I'm not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens. The bug that broke the website for three days has vanished overnight. Nobody touched the code. Nobody can explain it. I'm not saying it was aliens, but nobody is touching that code ever again. The biscuit tin was full on Sunday. It's Tuesday and it's empty. Three flatmates, three alibis, nobody heard a thing. There is only one explanation, and it came from the sky. The remote was on the arm of the sofa. You looked away for one second. It's gone, and three days later it turns up in the fridge. I'm not saying it was aliens. **Why it caught on:** Giorgio Tsoukalos, with some of the most memorable hair on television, gestures his way through History Channel's Ancient Aliens, a show from 2010 suggesting aliens shaped human history. When you don't know, pick the biggest possible answer: it works for pyramids, and it works for the remote.