and that woody / is how I met your mother
A X, X Everywhere post.
First day in the new job, you open the code your predecessor left behind. Bugs, bugs everywhere. The man who wrote it has left the company and changed his number. A week after the beach holiday there's sand in your shoes, your car, your bed and, somehow, your work laptop. You expect to be finding it at Christmas. October arrives. Pumpkin spice in the coffee, the candles, the crisps and the dog shampoo. You only went in for milk. The morning after the series finale, there are spoilers on every phone on the train. You stare at the floor. Someone has written it on the floor. **Why it caught on:** Buzz Lightyear points at the horizon with an arm round a worried Woody in Pixar's Toy Story (1995). Two words fit anything that has suddenly taken over your life, with Buzz far too pleased about it and Woody already seeing where it ends.