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A Stoner Stanley post.
You open the fridge. You forget why. You close the fridge. You open it again, in case the reason is in there. It isn't, but there is cheese. 2 in the morning on the sofa, your friend says "what if dogs are just babies that never grow up" and the whole room goes quiet, as if someone has read out the will. In the corner shop you spend six minutes choosing between two identical bags of crisps. The man behind the counter has seen this before. He waits. He has always waited. You search the whole flat for your phone, lighting the way with the torch on your phone. **Why it caught on:** the sleepy eyed, slow grinning photo known as 10 Guy was posted to Reddit's r/trees in November 2011, 10 being the top of that forum's scale. Everyone has had a thought that felt like a breakthrough and reads back like a fortune cookie written by a sofa.