Remember, as I launch us into a war with Iraq / That it's Bush's fault, and you're a racist.
A Obama post.
Your landlord promised the new kitchen "by spring". It is spring. He laughs warmly and asks which spring you mean. The gym's January deal was "no contract, cancel any time". You try to cancel. It needs a letter, delivered in person, on the second Tuesday of a month with an R in it. Your manager says his door is always open. The door is always open. He is never behind it. The candidate on the leaflet through your letterbox promises change. He gets elected. The change, it turns out, was to the leaflet. **Why it caught on:** a broad laugh from Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, in office from 2009 to 2017, which is when the template was busiest. Fans and critics both used it, because a big grin makes any broken promise read like a punchline.