Annoying Facebook Girl Meme Generator
11:40 at night: "ugh, some people". You ask what happened. "I don't want to talk about it." Forty comments later she has talked about it with everyone except you.
At the café she photographs the same latte from nine angles and posts it with "no filter". The table is filtered. The window is filtered. You suspect the barista is filtered.
In the village group: "does anyone know what time the chemist shuts?" The hours are on the chemist's door, the chemist's website, and the post directly below hers.
Relationship status on Tuesday: "it's complicated". By Thursday it's "in a relationship" again, same man, with a photo of the flowers he bought to fix it. Nobody asked. Everybody knows.
Why it caught on: a photo of a young woman rolling her eyes with her mouth open became the face of oversharing in the Facebook years. The habits outlived the site's heyday and moved to every app since, so everyone still scrolls past one daily, and some of us have written one.
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Best Annoying Facebook Girl posts
- Been dating one day / Omg im so inlove with you
- Boy doesn't like me / blame entire gender in status
- Shares kony video / i fixed africa!
- "OMG I Hate those immigrants, learn English / their all stupid"
- hates people complaining on facebook / complains about it on facebook post
- "like this if u celebrate christmas because of its true meaning" / a while later "OMFG MY PARENTS DIDNT GET ME THE IPAD I WANTED WTF"
- talked to guy at party for 5 minutes / changes relationship status to "it's complicated"
- friend forgot to log off their computer / i'm a total hacker
- STEVE JOBS DIES / WRITES about tragic personal loss
- Bitches about wanting a job / gets a job and bitches about going to work
- omg my fave band is the beatles / Whos george harrison?
- OMG I MISS BEING A TEENAGER!!1! / IS 20
- SHARED A PIC OF A SICK KID / FACEBOOK WILL GIVE HIM A FREE SURGERY
- Listens to: Justin Bieber, Glee, ke$ha / posts on Wall: "Music is my Life"
- Uploads picture saying "I look ugly" / waits for compliments
- 'ugh had the worst day!!!' / 'nvm i don't rly wanna talk about it...'
- Relationship status / married to best friend
- Status: "ugh, guys are so stupid!!" / 46 likes, all from other single girls
- hears murder from next door, doesn't call 911 / updates facebook status
- puts biblical quote as status / uploads drinking photos next day