Pedobear Meme Generator
A recruiter on LinkedIn opens with "hey beautiful". He's very interested in your skills. He mentions your profile picture three times and the job never.
The torch app would like access to your contacts, your location, your microphone and your photos. It's a torch. Something about it is not right, and you'd like a large cartoon warning sign beside it.
The landlord "just popped in" to check the smoke alarm while you were at work. He let himself in. The smoke alarm is in the hall. You find his coffee cup in your bedroom.
A man at the bar says your name before you've told him. He knows where you went on holiday. He's very proud of how he found out. Your friend has already ordered the taxi.
Why it caught on: the bear began as Kuma text art on the Japanese board 2channel and became a 4chan mascot, a cartoon alarm bell dropped beside anything creepy so everyone knows to steer clear. Everyone has met someone who should come with one.
Best Pedobear posts
- woman at playground: "Which kid is yours?" / "Haven't decided yet"
- my girlfriend calls me a pedophile / that's a big word for a 6 year old
- In china too young / is just a name
- what's so good about twenty four year olds? / there are twenty of them.
- People who are afraid of pedophiles / really need to grow up
- But judge / 3 X 6 = 18
- explored / dora
- my girlfriend is like my iphone / she's 5
- i like my girls like my olive oil / extra virgin
- WE ARE / PENN STATE
- impregnate woman / wait 9 months for the real prize
- old enough to pee? / old enough for me
- not old enough to testify? / good for me to molestify
- I like my girls like i like my camera film / undeveloped and in a dark room.
- I get there / Before the hair does
- DOra / I've Explored her
- KINDERGARTEN / Y U NO ACCEPT MY JOB APPLICATION?
- on a scale of 1 to 10 / how old are you
- DAYLIGHT SAVINGS EFFECTIVE / THEY ARE NOW ONE HOUR YOUNGER
- does your orphanage / do rentals?