my girlfriend is like my iphone / she's 5
A Pedobear post.
A recruiter on LinkedIn opens with "hey beautiful". He's very interested in your skills. He mentions your profile picture three times and the job never. The torch app would like access to your contacts, your location, your microphone and your photos. It's a torch. Something about it is not right, and you'd like a large cartoon warning sign beside it. The landlord "just popped in" to check the smoke alarm while you were at work. He let himself in. The smoke alarm is in the hall. You find his coffee cup in your bedroom. A man at the bar says your name before you've told him. He knows where you went on holiday. He's very proud of how he found out. Your friend has already ordered the taxi. **Why it caught on:** the bear began as Kuma text art on the Japanese board 2channel and became a 4chan mascot, a cartoon alarm bell dropped beside anything creepy so everyone knows to steer clear. Everyone has met someone who should come with one.