Technologically Impaired Duck Meme Generator
Your dad types "Google" into Google, clicks the first result and arrives at Google. "There we are," he says, deeply satisfied, and closes it.
Your mum sends a text that just says "Call me". You call at once, heart racing. She wanted to know how to send a text.
A colleague prints every email to read it, writes his reply on the printout in pen, then scans it back in and attaches it. He has twelve years to retirement and no intention of changing.
At the phone shop a man asks whether his new phone will hold all his photos, or whether he should get a bigger one "with more room in it". The assistant starts to explain the cloud. The man looks up at the ceiling.
Why it caught on: a white duck from the free stock photo site FreeFoto spread through 4chan, Tumblr and Reddit as everyone's trusting relative online, and everyone does tech support for somebody.
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Best Technologically Impaired Duck posts
- APPARENTLY MY REGISTRY IS SLOW AND INFECTED WITH ERRORS / BETTER DO THIS INSTANT FREE SCAN
- SexyGurl23 lives in my city / And she WAnTS Me to have sex with her?!
- open command prompt / certified hacker
- Got an imac / Only came with a monitor
- CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THOUSANDS OF FREE EMOTICONS / CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW MY FRIENDS
- INSTALL YAHOO! TOOLBAR? / SURE, WHY NOT
- Googles google / to get to google
- Windows logon password hint: 1234 / actual logon password: 1234
- 200 X 200 PIC / STRETCH TO FIT DESKTOP
- FORWARD this email? / i certainly will. not taking any chances
- reads pop-up / actually thinks there are hot girls in his area
- WHERE CAN I / DOWNLOAD A DUAL CORE?
- PC crashed / Switch Screen oFF & oN
- computer has performed illegal operation / you are going to jail
- Write whole message / in subject line
- my operating system / is a dell
- i read the funniest email today / i'll print it out for you
- why yes mr website / i think i will take your survey
- DOn't upload too many songs to my ipod / it'll get heavy
- TOP TEXT / BOTTOM TEXT