throws one bird / kills two stones
A Chuck Norris post.
Your nan doesn't use a jar opener. She looks at the jar, and the jar opens. She is 84 and has never once asked for help with a lid, a bin bag or a man from the council. The man by the squat rack doesn't warm up. The weights warm up. Last week he dropped a dumbbell and the floor apologised. Your PE teacher ran the cross-country course in jeans, holding a clipboard and a cup of tea, and lapped the entire year group. The tea was still hot at the finish. Nobody has ever seen him sit down. Your dad doesn't use satnav. The roads simply rearrange themselves in front of the Volvo. He has never been lost, only "taking the scenic route", for three hours, past the same garden centre. **Why it caught on:** Chuck Norris, the martial artist and star of Walker, Texas Ranger, became the subject of "Chuck Norris facts" from 2005: absurd boasts about his toughness, collected on Ian Spector's fan site. Everyone knows someone who seems that indestructible, and Norris played along with a book of the facts himself.